ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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sabrinavandemaas-weightloss:

runsleepygirl:

wowthing:

This needs to stop I am about to self combust

Squealing

louise09 OMG the pictures in the snow

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20.
Unknown (via cattedrali)

(Source: thedailypozitive)

GYM RULES
1.WIPE DOWN YOUR MACHINE
2.If the gym is crowded, don’t hog machines
3.Don’t stare at people
4.If someone is new (and doesn’t know the machine) help them
5.Don’t compete with strangers next to you
6.If you ruined someones empty gym at least say good morning
7.If you’ve done with the fan aim it at a near by sweaty person (they will be extremely grateful)
8. Respect other gym members and how they work out (including clothes,time and speed)
9. Don’t judge people for sweating - you should aim for that too
10. WIPE DOWN YOUR FUCKING MACHINES

Just fucking do it - By Amy aka Getting-fit-staying-fab (via getting-fit-staying-fab)

fake-mermaid:

a life without dogs is a life i would not want to live